WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(This was an actual news story from a U.S. local newspaper!) Place and name has been taken out
Lyn ................, 23, a resident of a U.S. city, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.
He noticed that Lyn's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.
He asked her if she was okay, and Lyn replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lyn refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Lyn had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded
like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.
She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains
in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
And, yes, Lyn is a blonde.
Rule number one -Always check for blood before going into a panic attack!
Rule number two -Never lock yourself in a car unless you are mobile!
Rule number three -Lock yourself in, if there is someone prowling around with a biscuit tin in their hands!
Rule number four - Allways have enough dough to buy off any reporters, so your episode won't make it to the local newspapers!
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